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John x Reader: TiltingYou stared lethargically at your screen and sighed loudly. There was nothing to do. You had no e-mails, no messages, no… anything, really. You tilted back in your chair. It squeaked in protest but you ignored it.
Tilt.
You smiled a bit, finding how entertaining the tilting of the chair was.
Tilt.
Tilt.
Ti-
"FIDDLESTICKS!" you screamed as your chair fell backwards and the back of your head met the ground. "Owww."
Your phone vibrated in your pocket. "OH, SO WHEN I INJURE MYSELF, NOW I GET PESTERED?" you yelled at no-one in particular and took your phone out of your pocket and tapped the Pesterchum tab.
ectoBiologist [eB] began pes

John X ReaderA/N: Oh I don't know I don't know I don't know... How did I do this exactly? I guess I was inspired! Well this is my first reader-insert, and it's short. Don't be too harsh on me and en...joy?

Walking. Walking. Walking.

Unsure of what's going on. Unsure of how I'm moving. I'm so confused. What's going on?

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Thoughts the same as these kept running through your head as you kept walking the halls of your high school. Nothing seemed to make sense anymore.

One minute you were plodding happily down this hall you're aimlessly walking down now, the next you lost all feeling in your being.

You thought of asking someone for help, to make sense

Sweet Threads. Reader x John Egbert

"Are you sure this is going to work, Dave?"

"Yeah, man. [Name] will totally want your dick after seeing you in those sweet threads."

"Okay…if you say so…"

= = = = = =

Dave was out for the day doing God knows what and [Name] and Davesprite were lounging about his apartment. It was a particular "do-nothing" day for the both of them, which meant it was either a Leap Year or just about every other day of the damn year. [Name] was a lazy fucker and people would just have to deal with it.

Davesprite was floating around in the kitchen, opening the refrigerator and gazing into the nearly empty contraption before closing the door on

Blast From The Past! DaveXReaderWARNING! KARKALICIOUS CUSSING!!!!

Takes place in the third grade with Dave, Sollux, John, and Karkat.

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*~Your POV~*

"Hold up, superstar!" your best friend, Lily called from behind you. You smiled at her. It was the first day of school and you were so happy to see a familiar face.

"Thank God, Lily. All these feels are getting to me." you laughed. Both of you made your way to your new class. "Ready?" Lily said with a grin with her hand on the handle

You came to your wimpy instincts. "NO! Oh my God, what was I thinking?! I can't go in there!" you whimpered. Lily si

John x Reader: Movie NightIt was a movie night for you and John. Of course, you and him weren't dating, but it sure felt that way. In any case, you knew what you were going to watch most likely, only because it made him happy; Con Air. Not like you watched it anyways, you were always too busy paying more attention to him. But, to your surprise, once you got there, there were a pile of movies on the floor, consisting of the titles Con Air, Snakes On A Plane, 2012, and more. It was a boat load of movies in short. You blinked, looking around for John. He knew you always invited yourself in, which amused you greatly. And there he was, sitting on the couch, staring at the

Love - John X ReaderYou stood outside the building where your prom was talking place. The music was just a dull roar from outside and the groud seemed to vibrate.

You leaned your hand against the wall and put your hands over your face and began sobbing.

The thing is, you had came to the prom. You had hoped your crush, Dave Strider, were still free but were too scared to ask him beforehand. You had gone up to him to ask to dance and he gave you the meanest reply ever, "Nah, [Name]. You're not cool enough." And he walked away. Yeah, c'mon, normal Dave reply much? But... It hurt you so much. You ran out, nearly falling as you went, making some mean bitches laugh

Eridan x Reader: Journal You slammed your journal shut and threw the pen across the room.
No-one could ever know what you put in there. That pen could be some sort of clue. You chucked the journal behind the headboard of your bed. Only you could reach back there. You had the most wonderful invention ever, the dinosaur head-pick up-trigger-thing that you had no idea what its official name was. You stored that in hiding in your closet too. Once you filled that thing up, you'd throw it in a fire and watch it burn. Burn, you say. If anyone did see it, you'd stick a knife through their mouth so they could tell no-one.

Dave X Reader ~ School Lock-In"Ahhhh... They're so cute! Momma, can I try to get that one? Pleaseeee?" You pointed excitedly at the fluffy stuffed bird hanging along the side of the carnival game.
"I don't know, sweetie... That man has some creepy vibes coming off of him..."
"You an' your old vibes, Momma... But I really, REALLY want that plushie! Please?"
"Oh, fine. Quickly, though." You smiled and led your guardian towards the game. The man introduced himself as Jack and explained that it was a dart throwing game. If you managed a hit on the targets for every dart, you would get your choice of any of the prizes hanging up. You nodded and your mother exchanged s

John Egbert x Reader - Different Night

Smiling [derpily] happily, John watched Con Air. It was just when Nicholas Cage was reuniting with his loving wife and daughter. One of the best parts!

[Name] sighed a bit, not really liking the movie. Who could blame her? The movie was pretty bad, and the fact that she had a Nicholas Cage fan that would squeal a little whenever something happened right next to her didn’t help. Sure, she was okay with sitting through the movie, she didn’t really care about that, it was that John looked like he had a massive crush on Nicholas Cage. He nearly started making out with the TV when [Name] had been making popcorn. It was crazy.

[Name]

Dave x Reader - Saturday Nights(( A/N: FFSNJDLNLNJJ This is the first non-crack Reader-Insert I've ever done. Not only Reader-Insert, fanfic too. Sooo, my skills are just in a beginner level. So please understand I'm not that good =w=; ))
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How nice. You are currently reading your favorite book in a

nice quiet place. Wait, did I say that? Whoops, I lied. Actually

you were currently playing video games with your Oh-So-

Awesome best friend, Dave Strider. Yup, The Strider. I guess

you were just that awesome.

But that's not the point of this story is it? As cliché as this

may be, this actually happens. And you so happened to end

up having a crush on this guy right

Dave x Reader - Bodyguard - Chapter Two============
Chapter Two
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The school day had finally ended and you were damn happy it was over! You just wanted to go home with Karkat and sit on your ass. You wanted to watch TV, or more specifically, [f/s]. You stood at the street corner where Karkat had said he’d meet you. As much as you wanted to be patient, you were thinking about slapping him when he got there! I mean, he was a minute late, then two minutes, then five minutes…

“Hey, look at what we’ve got here,” A voice spoke menacingly, “A freshman.”
You quickly turned around to see three very tall boys towering over you. You

Dave x Reader : Rainy Day Dave x Reader – Rainy Day

You look out the window, sighing somewhat as you watch the raindrops drizzle slowly down the glass. It was gloomy out. You didn’t like days like this, they always seem to bring you down. You swing around in your desk chair towards your laptop and open it, waiting for the faint hum of the fan and the illumination of the screen to signal startup. The screen flashes on, the Windows logo displayed in the center of the screen.
The familiar yellow window pops up as you start up Pesterchum. Scrolling through the short list of your chums, a single handle is highlighted in yellow: turntechGodhead. Dave is

Jake x Reader: Prom NightJake x Reader: Prom Night
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-----Your POV --------
You sighed inwardly. You honestly felt really awkward at this given moment because you were there at the prom, most of your friends had a date, and you had to watch them have fun and enjoy themselves because no one had asked you. You forced a smile and waved back to your friend as she passed by on the dance floor. The smile left your face as she disappeared from view once again and you continued to just people watch as everyone enjoyed themselves.
You were leaning against the gymnasium wall with your hands behind you. You were in a (fav color) dress that we

DavespritexReader : Homestuck : Sessions Apart

NOTE: BEFORE CRITICIZING ME ON WHY WHAT IS WHAT PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION BEFORE COMMENTING.

It wasn’t long after Jade had rescued you from your planet being blown to pieces that you found Davesprite. You were another player from another server playing and somehow got caught up with one of the planets Jade had shrunk down and keeps safe. You’ve already ascended to god tier and was the (???) of (???). You didn’t know there were other players, you didn’t know how you got into their session, but at least you were safe. Your friends were all separated and you had no idea what had happened to them. You thought you were the

Unwound. Reader x Davesprite

He didn't understand what part of him was angered by the fact she hung out with Dave all the time, because he was Dave; just not the Dave that she wanted to be with. In a way, he was just a copy – the future of the guy she liked, an orange-cream carbon copy. But, Davesprite knew that this Dave, the original Dave, did not think much of the [h/c] human girl – at least not yet, of course.

He cursed himself, the Dave in present time, with a vial hate. It was unfair to him to have to watch [Name] attempt to win Dave's affections over when she already had Davesprites', the Dave from the future, love.

But she didn't want him, she wanted Dave.

I a

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John x Reader: Remember

by ~xXEternal-FireXx, Oct 21, 2012, 12:08:57 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Romance / General / Short Stories

Remember

School was starting up again for you, which was not what you wanted at the moment.  You are currently dealing with things at home; your sister was pregnant.  Aside from that, you were really looking forward to school, as someone had told you that there was a new boy in class; you really hoped it was HIM.

Quite a while ago, you had met someone and their Dad when you and your sister were lost.  He was ever so cute; spikey black hair, ocean blue eyes, pale white skin and innocent buck-teeth.   His Dad looked after you and your sister until your Mom found you.

The alarm rang in your ears, the dreaded sound of Justin Bieber; you really needed to change it.  You hurried to get dressed, and soon ran down the stairs to find your sister sitting in the middle of the floor, asleep.  "Uh, Sis?" You said to receive no response.  You wondered why she sat in the middle of the kitchen asleep, but didn't think too hard about it.  You grabbed a slice of toast and casually walked out the door.

You arrived at school, just on time, with not a second to spare.  The teacher issued you your seat, near the back right of the room, next to the nicest window you could have in a school.  Everyone but you was talking about this new kid who was supposedly coming today, until the teacher hushed them down.

"Right, as most of you have been talking about, there will be a new kid in class today." The teacher began.  You stared to the window; you really hoped it was HIM.  The teacher looked over to the door as someone slowly knocked.  "Come in." He growled.  The young boy entered; spikey black hair, ocean blue eyes, pale white skin and innocent buck-teeth…  Was it really him?  "Take a seat next to [name]." The teacher ordered.  He slowly walked over and took no notice of you.  You looked over at him; you were sure it was him, but he seemed, different…

The day had progressed slowly; you wanted to fall asleep the whole time, but something, I mean someone, kept you awake.  You had found out that the boy was called John Egbert, and that he lives with his Dad; it seemed all too familiar to you.  "So [name], do you have a pesterchum account or something…" He muttered.  "Um, yeah… It's [chumhandle]." You stuttered.  "Mines ectoBiologist." He said.  The bell rang loudly as he said this; you couldn't really hear him, but didn't ask to hear it again.

Everyone began to pack up to go home, and as usual, you finished first.  The teacher looked around and waited until everyone was ready before letting you go.  As he did, everyone crowded around the door, all trying to get out.  You looked for John, but he had left already.  You couldn't wait to get home; as your sister was going to [favourite hobby sort thing here] with you.  The long and twisting road ahead neared closer, but was gone within what seemed like seconds.  You got home to see an ambulance outside.  Your Mom rushed over to you to tell you the news.  "Your sisters having her baby…  She's going to hospital now, and she said that she's sorry that she can't [hobby] with you."  You nodded and headed to your room.

The computer in the corner sang to you as you loaded it up, happy to see you.  Pesterchum opened itself; and you inserted your earphones to your ears.  Your favourite song was playing, [song name] by [artist], and it was truly amazing.  You slowly closed your eyes ; but only to have to open them to check someone pestering you.

-- romanticDisaster [RD] began trolling [chumhandle] [__] at 4:23 –

RD: ~iii diiid waaarm yooouuu!~
__: Oh god, not you again.
__: What do you want. -.-'
RD: ~whaaat iiis -.-'?~
__: Don't worry about it…
RD: ~aaamywaaays, waaas iiit hiiin?~
__: I think so…
RD: ~gooooood!   Hooow is siiis?~
__: Fine I think-
__: Wait, how do you know about her?
RD: ~soooneeeooomeee tooold neee!~
__: Oh… -awkward-
RD: ~iiiveee gooot tooo goo mooow…  iiill speeeaaak tooo yooouuu laaateeer…~
__: Okay.

--romanticDisaster [RD] ceased trolling [chumhandle] [__] at 4:30—

God did you hate her.  You laid back in your seat, only to receive another message; if it was her, you were going to chuck the computer out the window.

--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering [chumhandle] [__] at 4:31—

EB: Hey [name]?
__: Huh?
EB: Wanna meet up sometime?
__: Um, okay… How about-
EB: Now?
__: Okay…
EB: Meet me at the local park.

--ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering [chumhandle] [__] at 4:35—

__: Hey wait!
__: Damn…

You grabbed your best coat and wandered towards the door.  You wonder how your sister was; and how was the baby?  Anyways, you strolled down the road, casually, towards the park.

John stood there waiting as you strolled up to him.  "So, why did you wanna meat up?" You asked.  "Um… Just follow me." He replied.  You hated it when people didn't answer your questions; it always left a cliff-hanger, which you also hated.   You had been thinking so much that John had already started to walk away to where he wanted you to go, and you had to run to catch up to him.

"Thinking?" He asked.  "Kind of…" You replied.  John led you to the tallest tree in the entire park; he leant against it and slid down until he was sitting down.  You casually sat next to him, wondering why he brought you here.   "So, why did you bring me here?"  You asked him.  He looked away and said "I don't know, just wanted to talk." What kind of an answer was that?  "Uh, you remind me of someone I met before…"  You muttered.  He looked at you as if intrigued.  "Really?" "Yeah…  This guy and his Dad were looking after me after me and my sister got lost-" You claimed.  John looked away, thinking.

He looked at you, then looked away, then looked at you, then looked away…  "I missed you…" He muttered.  "What?" You said confused.  "That was me and my Dad…" He said.  You smiled as he kissed you softly on the forehead.  "Thank God I found you."